Gather round me, fans, and a story I will tell
About a brave aging wrestler you should remember well
From the company of WCW, a young talent lacking group,
They were based in Atlanta, Georgia and traveled over the land.
They have existed for about 13 years and kept on going on,
Till the WWF stole the best of their talent and Chris Kanyon wanted out.
Now Scott's company needed talent, and their power plant didn't appeal.
But when the title match came, he couldn't board the plane.

Call him drunken Scott Hall --
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke.
Yes, call him drunken Scott Hall--
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke.

They started up a match at Superbrawl, involving three men,
But only one was in condition to fight that match.
And when the fight was over and the belt raised
The one man who held it high, was not drunken Scott Hall.

Call him drunken Scott Hall --
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke.
Yes, call him drunken Scott Hall--
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke.
Now, Scott returned to Florida, fired from his job
He was drunk, and high and wasted, his wife stayed away.
But he was just a washed up wrestler-- no job, no belt, no chance--
And at home nobody cared what Scott had done, but Vince gave him a call.
Call him drunken Scott Hall --
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke.
Yes, call him drunken Scott Hall--
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke. .

Then Scott started working hard, Stamford was often his home.
They let him win the belt there and lose it like you'd do to a jobber.
He got drunk early one morning, alone in the home he'd forgot to mortgage.
Vince took away his contract in a few minutes was the retirement for Scott Hall.

Call him drunken Scott Hall --
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke.
Yes, call him drunken Scott Hall--
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke.

Yes, call him drunken Scott Hall,
But his career will be known,
And his contract is laying outside
In the garbage where Vince threw it
Call him drunken Scott Hall--
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke.

(Credit Basballje for the song)